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So it goes

Precedent, eh?

Teach your children well

The way things're going

Tell 'em...anything

It's gonna be like this

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Read 'em 'n weep

Heaven help us

Tell 'em nuttin'

We've only just begun

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How free speech works these days

Actually...

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Tell 'em beans 'n cornbread sent ya

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Same as it ever was

Tomorrow's headlines today!

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Should old acquaintance be forgot