Having not looked at or considered "the media" over the past two months, we turn on the tv to see endless footage of Michael Jackson's remains carried from the house to the helicopter, the the helicopter to the ambulance, from the ambulance, etc. ad nauseum, all stepping on the headline:The Hulk Killed the King of Pop
Even his resident cardiologist couldn't save him from Lou Ferrigno's hyperrigorous regime designed to get sickly MJ into Bruce Springsteen form.
"Come on, ya pansy, just a few dozen more squat thrusts until ya can really feel the burn..."
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