Attention Walmart shoppers

Just as sure as the pressure of standing in the cold eight hours might cause a tense assembly to shatter the doors and stample rabid to loot the shelves, hungry for their blue light bargain and double percentages off, grabbing up fistfuls of shoddy Chinese electronics and Indonesian track jackets and then borrowing more money from China to do it, things might be heating up. What are you gonna do when pinstripes from Shanghai take California for collateral?