Thursday, March 22, 2012

New Cathechism

What is a sacrament?
A sacrament is an outward and visible sign of an inward and invisible grace.


What are the seven sacraments?
  • Tax rate cuts for corporations.
  • Tax rate cuts for job creators (anyone in the top 1 percent).
  • Deregulation of workplace safety, environmental, and other secular commandments that choke liberty.
  • Maximum wage (for line workers in manufacturing) measured in Renminbi.
  • Mandatory church attendance in a parish not infected by Satanism, i.e. Catholic, preferably Opus Dei.
  • Mandatory conception.
  • Wars and rumors of wars.

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