NYTimes: This is the first time in the long search for the particle that different colliders are in vague agreement.
It has led to a joke in physics circles: The Higgs boson has not
been discovered yet, but its mass is 125 billion electron volts.
Also heard around the water cooler:
Two electrons walk into a particle accelerator, and the lab tech says, "Not so fast."
...and the bartender says, "S'funny. We don't get a lot of theoretical particles in here," and the theoretical particle says, "Yeah, and at these prices you won't be getting many more."
..."Looks like yer Large Hadron Collider blew a seal."
"That's what Enrico Fermi said."
Knock knock
Who's there?
(quickly decaying into more common subatomic particles)
..."Looks like yer Large Hadron Collider blew a seal."
"That's what Enrico Fermi said."
Knock knock
Who's there?
(quickly decaying into more common subatomic particles)
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