Thursday, April 5, 2012

Tampa Bay Blues

I'm standing at the crossroads...
America at the crossroads
I'm standing at the crossroads...

Don't know which way is worse
Oooh, oooh, oooh
Don't know which one'll burn me
Oooh, oooh, oooh
They're both inclined to keep me in line
One of 'em likes to fire folks, and the other is a pyro

So I'm standing at the crossroads
Rove and Armey's Crossroads
What'll he do to the economy?

Cut all taxes and regulations,
mmm-mmm- mm
Flaunt American strength to friends and relations
Oooh, oooh, oooh
W-with the Keynesian, it ain't America anymore.
But one of them's deranged
and now the other one's a whore.

SO – I'm standing at the crossroads
Sumnabitching crossroads
Just standing at the crossroads

Which one's less of
Which one's less of an ass, hmmm?
Which one's less of
Which one's less of an ass?
Ohhhh!

There'll always be tax cuts in my future
Cuts, cuts, cuts
Cotton candy, Paul Ryan budget butcher
so deceptively courageous
Hogwash and horsefeathers
Horsewash and hogfeathers
Oooh, oooh, oooh
TV ads, robo-calls
Which loser would you choose
to be less of a snoozer?

This one don't believe in science
Standing at the crossroads
That one might be half an android
Standing at the crossroads
One's prim and humorless, a reckless theocrat
Standing at the crossroads
The other's missy-prissy, Belgian waffles in a hat
Standing at the crossroads
I'm a-cringing at the crossroads
Cringing at the crossroads
Which way should I go?
Cringing at the crossroads

ahhh-ahhh-ahhhh
Counts as 3 credits Music Appreciation

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