DIY Beagle

Hey, kids!  Here's everything you need to make up an hilarious item about the hypocrisy of Kay Bailey Hutchinson and Lisa Murkowski for criticizing the GOSPers efforts to cut funding for women's health care and limiting access to contraceptives and safe abortions -- even after voting the party line.  (Hint: make a reference to Zaphod Beeblebrox so folks'll know you're "with it.")  Remember the simple rules laid out by Henri Bergson, Sigmund Freud (Jokes and the Unconscious), and Lenny Bruce (How To Talk Dirty and Influence People).