At this point

With Allen West on the loose You're probably asking yourself, "Am I a Communist?"  Take this simple test to find out.

1.  Allen West is the greatest military hero since George Washington.
          Yes         No

2.  The only appropriate function for the federal government is to go around the world waving its big missiles and scaring everyone into submission.
         Yes          No

3.   The Second Amendment protecting the individual right to own bazookas is greatest commandment and the First is like unto it, "You have the right to practice any form of Christianity you like."
         Yes          No       

4.   Are you willing to make a contribution right now to Allen West so that he can go on protecting America from its enemies at home and abroad?
        Yes          No

If you answered "No" to any of these questions, then you are a Communist.  Not you might be a Communist.  Are one.  Neener neener.  You love Che Guevera,  You want to kiss his fuzzy beard.  Go ahead.  Kiss it, Communist.