Ted Cruz For Life

Cause he's got his IQ running

Runs his mouth at ninety-nine

He's got attitude to gig you

Hate his guts? That suits him fine

Cause his world is built around the cause

He don't believe in Santa Claus

And he's oh so good,

& he's oh so right

& he's oh so pious

Morning, afternoon & night

Is he Satan's present resident?

or maybe your next president?

or both things?

He's got lists of White House commies

He's got hit lists by the score

He's nobody's fool I'll tell ya

Just another corporate whore

We are serious as End Times

Can't you get it through your thicks?

Cause he's stone cold good,
Sent from heaven for these times

We don't need no stinking taxes

We'll replace them all with fines

He's the Best We've Got

What Hath God Wrought?

& you'd have to say that

Glenn Beck is his St. John!

You know in his Right he's hard

You know he knows what is best

Til he's sitting in the White House

Some cards he'll keep to the vest

Then he'll nuke Havana & Atlanta

Just to show he's serious, eh, Canada?

Cause you're all just dupes,

And you're all dumb chumps

It's a miracle you chew gum

while yer walking in the dumps

It's never too late for fear & hate

Hey, look, Barbarians at the gate!

Heh, gotcha!

I will promise free bananas

& you'll get them bye & bye

Did I mention free bananas?

Free bananas when you die

Am I Satan's current resident

Or maybe your Next President?

  Cause you'll all bow down

And you'll all be good

We'll be checking on you regular

In your homes & neighborhood

It's the only way that I can see

To keep God's people fully free

is make them!