From the Gospel according to Paul

Parody

Sometimes funny things just come to me

while I'm watching MSNBC

Oh, I believe we've lost our wheee!

Suddenly,
weird schtuff rattles out of my TV --

Beck & Bachmann, Gohmert, Hannity,
these freaks defy reality.

How folks buy this crap

from these saps

I can't believe.

But it's commie this,
Nazi that without relie-e-e-e-f.

How'd'ya feel

trying make up jokes

when Cruz is real?

Rand & Marco can
our nation heal.

C'mon, that's pure banana peel.

They say
they'll take back

what they had.
It's only right.

They ain't gave up crap but...

the hell? They wanna fi-i-i-i-i-ght.

Parody

hard as hell amid insanity.

Now I'll have to roll another jay
as least as phat as yesterday.

nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh


Note: As of July 1, only licit combustibles will be consumed in any matter whatsoever in the Beagletown Bugle offices and environs.