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Thursday, May 30, 2013
The long awaited reanalysis of the Beagletown Bugle mission statement
From the Gospel according to Paul
Parody
Sometimes funny things just come to me
while I'm watching MSNBC
Oh, I believe we've lost our wheee!
Suddenly,
weird schtuff rattles out of my TV --
weird schtuff rattles out of my TV --
Beck & Bachmann, Gohmert, Hannity,
these freaks defy reality.
these freaks defy reality.
How folks buy this crap
from these saps
I can't believe.
But it's commie this,
Nazi that without relie-e-e-e-f.
Nazi that without relie-e-e-e-f.
How'd'ya feel
trying make up jokes
when Cruz is real?
Rand & Marco can
our nation heal.
our nation heal.
C'mon, that's pure banana peel.
They say
they'll take back
they'll take back
what they had.
It's only right.
It's only right.
They ain't gave up crap but...
the hell? They wanna fi-i-i-i-i-ght.
Parody
hard as hell amid insanity.
Now I'll have to roll another jayas least as phat as yesterday.
nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh
Note: As of July 1, only licit combustibles will be consumed in any matter whatsoever in the Beagletown Bugle offices and environs.
Note: As of July 1, only licit combustibles will be consumed in any matter whatsoever in the Beagletown Bugle offices and environs.
Thursday, May 23, 2013
Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
Thursday, May 16, 2013
Thursday, May 9, 2013
Ted Cruz For Life
Runs his mouth at ninety-nine
He's got attitude to gig you
Hate his guts? That suits him fine
Cause his world is built around the cause
He don't believe in Santa Claus
And he's oh so good,
& he's oh so right
& he's oh so pious
Morning, afternoon & night
Is he Satan's present resident?
or maybe your next president?
or both things?
He's got lists of White House commies
He's got hit lists by the score
He's nobody's fool I'll tell ya
Just another corporate whore
We are serious as End Times
Can't you get it through your thicks?
Cause he's stone cold good,
Sent from heaven for these times
Sent from heaven for these times
We don't need no stinking taxes
We'll replace them all with fines
He's the Best We've Got
What Hath God Wrought?
& you'd have to say that
Glenn Beck is his St. John!
You know in his Right he's hard
You know he knows what is best
Til he's sitting in the White House
Some cards he'll keep to the vest
Then he'll nuke Havana & Atlanta
Just to show he's serious, eh, Canada?
Cause you're all just dupes,
And you're all dumb chumps
It's a miracle you chew gum
while yer walking in the dumps
It's never too late for fear & hate
Hey, look, Barbarians at the gate!
Heh, gotcha!
I will promise free bananas
& you'll get them bye & bye
Did I mention free bananas?
Free bananas when you die
Am I Satan's current resident
Or maybe your Next President?
Cause you'll all bow down
And you'll all be good
We'll be checking on you regular
In your homes & neighborhood
It's the only way that I can see
To keep God's people fully free
is make them!
Thursday, May 2, 2013
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