America's love song to the European Union

E.U., F.U.
I suppose I could have said it better.
It was the weather.

E.U., F.U.
My Ukrainian's still a little rusty,
Not always trusty.

We love you, we love you, we love you,
That's what I meant to say.
Putin can kiss my A.
You know it's best to go out West & be with our Crew.

E.U., F.U.
Something went ahh screwy in transmission
while MDV was fishing.

We dig you, we dig, you dig you.
Oh, how can I restate?
F.U. means "Hey, yer great!"
So get on board & join our horde.
Forget natural gas.

That will pass.

We want you, we like you, we need you.
Come on, don't have a cow.
Sit down & have some chow.
Those Russian bums can eat the crumbs while
you feast with us.

E.U., F.U.
Je voulais I meant to dire un bon.
Now, let's move on.

I will say some other words about you
when I get back, E.U. Hacks.