Thursday, January 2, 2014

The road to hell...

2014 Beagletorial Resolutions

1.   Try not to go so hard on the Repubs & the Repub 
      Party & strive to understand their actions are likely
      more misguided than venal, heartless & miserly.

2.   Take a more respectful attitude when discussing 
      religion, recognizing that some readers might even 
      defend your right to say it, they just wouldn't sit 
      next to you in church.

3.   A more balanced & fact-based account of current
      events would provide Beagle readers a better
      understanding of the complexities, challenges 
      & opportunities that lay before us.  

4.    More science, and real science this time.  
       Not those fairy stories about a magno-fantabulous 
       cyclo-tronicon-icator in "France" or "Switzerland"
       that so found the Higg's bos'un proving once &
       for all....something or other.

5.    Eschew the arcane & esoteric fer chrissakes &
       use normalised spelling & words that occur in a
       standard American dictionary, nicht wahr? Gracias.

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