Break out yer Gypsy songbooks, boys & girls

If Boehner weren't crazy
then he'd run the House

like dozens before him have done

like Tip & Ron did between old Irish songs

they went at it hammer & tongs then agreed.

They came to agreement.

If Ryan was real world
they'd nip out a notch
& stretch out the table a tad.
But he's gotta say anything that don't switch
to premium support will at least kill your Dad

if not your whole family.

Boehner!
Get on with the show.
It's time to get real.
Don't be such a schmoe.

Boehner!

Do we have to beg?

Don't shoot off your foot

to piss off your leg!!!

 Oh, Boehner, say YES

Do right for the U.S.of A.

We'll give you some cover
& all call you brother
what the hell -- we would happily pay.

O'Boehner!

Get out of the way!

If Boehner weren't crazy

there wouldn't be anymore
whining 'bout impeachment,
birth certifi-crap.

Here's a 'Boehner Rule'
Don't be such a tool!

Sing out, Rushbo.
Smile, O'Reilly.

Boehner?
Is this yer best deal
"Give us what we want
or markets will reel!"?

Come on?
Again that's your best?
To screw your own country
& crap in your nest?

Damn, it would be nice
If he were just sane for one day?
But Boehner just fiddles
& diddles in riddles
while waiting for our Guy Fawkes Day!!?

Oh Boehner!
Oh Boehner!
Oh Boehner!
Get out of the way!