Why is everyone fleeing the Senate?

What a drag it is in the Senate

Things are different now-a-days

you'll hear every pundit say

Why back when we used to have comraderie

Then post Gingrich it got thick

with that holy righteous schtick

Now it's long & boring stalling

summer, winter, spring & falling

Why can't we just move today

One hun-dred percent our way

Tired of not throwing my shoes

at those cranks Paul, Lee & Cruz

all the rest have got their heads shoved up their acts

Never mind what people vote

they're confused or else they're bought

We must feed the job creators

or be eaten by our neighbors

You say “superPAC” today

“Corrupt sluice” is more germaine

Ah, Mitch, please. Some conferees?

Don't put a hold

on th'Senate's soul

What a drag it is in the Senate

After you have made your pile,

Then why then put up with the bile?

Stock your options in the Caymans after all

New reformers in your place

for their kleines geld will race

They'll go running for the Kochs then

Waltons & what Rove can coax when...

& they'll set you up real fine

so that you won't do no time

Mister, please, my dog has fleas

Back in ought four, folks loved me more

What a drag it is in the Senate

Oh, democracy is broke

every other FOX-er's spoke

If a Rubio or Rand can lead us out

of the wilderness we're in

mired in communistic sin

It's but little price to pay

to let the Senate make us wait

I hear everybody say

USA & USA