All these accomplishments will look better through the prism of distant history (in a galaxy far, far away)

Open mic night! Comedy stylings of Jennifer Rubin...

Really.  Not.  Kidding.

How to win fiends & influence those people

See how learning are funs

Pick up a game card at Piggly Wiggly or your local IGA

Right, so you would've...what?

Seriously,  let's look at the options

The further he gets...

Why is everyone fleeing the Senate?

What a drag it is in the Senate

Things are different now-a-days

you'll hear every pundit say

Why back when we used to have comraderie

Then post Gingrich it got thick

with that holy righteous schtick

Now it's long & boring stalling

summer, winter, spring & falling

Why can't we just move today

One hun-dred percent our way

Tired of not throwing my shoes

at those cranks Paul, Lee & Cruz

all the rest have got their heads shoved up their acts

Never mind what people vote

they're confused or else they're bought

We must feed the job creators

or be eaten by our neighbors

You say “superPAC” today

“Corrupt sluice” is more germaine

Ah, Mitch, please. Some conferees?

Don't put a hold

on th'Senate's soul

What a drag it is in the Senate

After you have made your pile,

Then why then put up with the bile?

Stock your options in the Caymans after all

New reformers in your place

for their kleines geld will race

They'll go running for the Kochs then

Waltons & what Rove can coax when...

& they'll set you up real fine

so that you won't do no time

Mister, please, my dog has fleas

Back in ought four, folks loved me more

What a drag it is in the Senate

Oh, democracy is broke

every other FOX-er's spoke

If a Rubio or Rand can lead us out

of the wilderness we're in

mired in communistic sin

It's but little price to pay

to let the Senate make us wait

I hear everybody say

USA & USA

Let's just take this to its logical conclusion

Long ago in a galaxy far, far away

 

Good for 3 credits in GOSPer mythology

Take this simple test

Don't believe every crazy thing you read in the blogs

It's the same old song...

Back despite popular demand

If you can't dazzle 'em with your brilliance, brillogicate them with your blaygatations

Must see tv

K-Beagle Records presents...

Where do they come up with thish?

He wants to give this up for what again?

How GOSPer policies benefit the common man, er, common person...ah, commoners

Reaching out at Howard U

Is it too early to practice saying 'President Rand Paul'?

Shoot, it used to be such a liability

Please do not throw genetically modified fruits and/or vegetables. Thank you.

Easter, Passover, April Fool's, Dyngus Day, Reconciliation Day, and National Go To Hell Day, apparently, all rolled into one

Gee whiz

C'mon, Bruce would-a made a great Jack

We need to relegate that kind of language to the 20th century & golf club locker rooms where it belongs

Some folk might need to study up

What NRA's pet boy totally independently recommends

How come Paul Ryan gets to be called the interllectural leader of the Party?

Hey, remember Andropov & John Paul the first one? (Then you might be a geriatric...)

Getcha line ri'cheer