Key stakeholders weigh in

Gettin' down to brass tacks

Compassionate conservatives in history

  

Pass this one 33 times, Boehner

Empathy

Believe in America (but not too much)

The only logical response to Tea Party "Patriots"

In response to questions about you said you'd release your taxes when they're done but sheesh who hasn't finished their taxes by mid-September...they're due in April, y'know, I mean, I had to pay in April

Shake everything

Brass tacks, Schmass schtacks

Keep all your options open

The Romney-Ryan-GOSPer Doctrine for Dummies

The wit and wisdom of Reince

Other tickets the GOSPers deserve

 

 

A recent news conference

Coherence, schmoherence

In conversations all around the country...

Money fer nothing and their chicks before they're hatched

You call that nothing?

Look it up!

No, please, just stand there

Please, just keep quiet
While you're still on the bench
Please keep your mouth shut

Be stand up, be a mensch

Yes, it is wrong.
There just one Prez at a time
If you care about America,
Don't tell me what, what, what,
What's on your mind.

What values are---

You trying to protect anyway

Is it reli----gious bigotry?

Please, just keep quiet
You could get people killed
Even when your press guy
Is for sure it'll thrill
Don't be a hound, go and skip one

                                  media round
Go on back to the Socialist schtuff
Schtuff, schtuff, schtuff,

Schtuff into the ground.

You think it's a game, but
You really shouldn't be playing.
Some things are for real
Not just things to be saying.

Why,why, why show a split?
C'mon now what is this, Mitt?
You can't wait for things to settle
To say the first, first, first,
First thing on your mind?

We don't care, Mitt,

To know what, what, what
What's on your mind.

We don't care, Mitt,

To know what, what, what
What's on your mind.

We don't care, Mitt,

To know what, what, what
What's on your mind.

At least they're not asking about taxes

We don't believe in that other kind of Darwinism, but Social Darwanism, no duh...

There you go again

Like a freaking mustard seed

It's Makeover Time

Damned by faint praise

'At's tha first time I ever 'eard it in the pluperfect

They're gonna put me in the White House

I'm-a gonna get to make some history

My Admin'stration will have been successful

cuz everything I'll do is Retroactively

First of all there won't be no Recession

Next we will've won in Vietnam

All the oil in Mexico's Amer'can

World War I erased Afghanistan

Well I hope you come and push that button for me

As long as you are white and NRA

Bring all your friends and all your Mormon neighbors

if they ain't black and poor or young and gay.
 

The Dinosaurs will all have died domestic

Iran's the fifty-second state, you'll see.

The World has done all we ever suggested

And everybody's strong and rich and free.

Well, I prob'ly wasn't eligible as gov'ner

A little White Out can go a long way

If you saw what was really in my taxes

I'd be at country club prison today.

Well, if you got some facts you disagree with

I still won't show you what you wanna see

We'll Etch-a-Sketch the thing and start all over

I know how to fix it Retroactively.