Thursday, January 19, 2012

How the discussion goes in the Turkish American GOSPer community

Press here for accompanying song.  Translation below.

Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, I can't vote for Romney. I just can't. (Repeat)

“What's the matter? He's got what it takes.”
“Mom, he's just Obama with white skin.”
“That's not true. We need someone who will turn things around.”
“Romney? You're kidding.”
“He's a hearty fellow. He'll do fine.”
“You're kidding.”
“You want maybe it should be Gingrich?”
“No, Gingrich is worse than Romney."
“Santorum maybe?”
“No, he's worse than Gingrich. OK, OK, OK.”
“So are you gonna vote for Romney?”
“Yes, mom.”
“And be happy about it?”
“Yes, mom.”
“Write a big check to Romney...then write an even bigger check to the SuperPac...”
“Mom, I haven't worked in two years!!! Why the hell should I give him money?”
“Just give what you can.”
“Right, mom.”
“Knock on some doors, make some calls.”
“I'll do it but I won't like it.”

“Romney, Romney, he's a hit. Let's go all the way with Mitt.
“Romney, Romney, he's a hit. Let's go all the way with Mitt.”

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