Thursday, January 19, 2012
Gingrich reacts to interruption in BeagleMedia services
How the discussion goes in the Turkish American GOSPer community
Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, I can't vote
for Romney. I just can't. (Repeat)
“What's the matter? He's got what it
takes.”
“Mom, he's just Obama with white
skin.”
“That's not true. We need someone
who will turn things around.”
“Romney? You're kidding.”
“He's a hearty fellow. He'll do
fine.”
“You're kidding.”
“You want maybe it should be
Gingrich?”
“No, Gingrich is worse than
Romney."
“Santorum maybe?”
“Santorum maybe?”
“No, he's worse than Gingrich. OK,
OK, OK.”
“So are you gonna vote for Romney?”
“Yes, mom.”
“And be happy about it?”
“Yes, mom.”
“Write a big check to Romney...then
write an even bigger check to the SuperPac...”
“Mom, I haven't worked in two
years!!! Why the hell should I give him money?”
“Just give what you can.”
“Right, mom.”
“Knock on some doors, make some calls.”
“Knock on some doors, make some calls.”
“I'll do it but I won't like it.”
“Romney, Romney, he's a hit. Let's
go all the way with Mitt.
“Romney, Romney, he's a hit. Let's
go all the way with Mitt.”
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Candidate evaluator
Policy differences range from slender to non-existent.
Character? Eh.
Here's a handy tool for determining what you really want in a candidate.
Assign for your favorite what percentage falls in these categories. See and compare to Beagleratings for the remaining handful.
Romney Santorum Perry Gingrich Huntsman
Thursday, January 5, 2012
Beagle Resolutions
- Go no harder on the GOSPers than they deserve.
- Only point out stoopidity, hypocrisy, and arrogance when they occur.
- Aim to make terrifying possibilities seem mildly amusing.
- Run free of Pack "Journalism."
- Continue to report the news before it happens.
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