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Better see it our way.

Would it help if I should read my talking points again?

If we do it your way,

There'd be nothing left up here but Marxism and sin.

We can't work it out,
We can't work it out.

We have got a jobs plan.

All we need to do right now is to shred the safety net,

double down on tax cuts.

All the job creators tell us that it's a sure bet.

We can't work it out,
We can't work it out.

Deadline's coming fast, and there's no time
for us to hear your so-called facts.

Democrat ideas, well, they're a crime.

The only tool we need's an axe.

Let us do it our way,

or else I swear we won't do anything at all.

You can hit the highway

cuz we will say that it is principle not gall.

We can't work it out,
We can't work it out.

Two thousand and eight, it shouldn't be.
See Tea crackers marching on the lawn.

Oligarchs and crooks need to be free

until the Old America's gone.

Let us do it our way

Knock out every law there is since nineteen twenty eight.

Just forget the real world,

We promise free bananas*, wouldn't that great.

We can't work it out,
We can't work it out.

* Distribution of bananas may be subject to availability, income, party registration, neighborhood, 

   race and/or religion.