The latest dance craze

What Rough Beast is this

slouchin' Armageddon bound?

I hope you can dig

I'm the smartest, hands down.

Oh, yeah,

Lord knows what I have did.

You can call it SuperEgo,

but I could be messing with yer Id.

I got Fresh Ideas that will
amaze and confound.

It's plain as day

I'm the Brain of these Clowns.

Big Lie.
I cannot tell a fib. 

 You can say it's boundless Ego,

but I'd say I'm messing with yer Id.

Middling Amer-i-ca,

the brains of a sheep.
You votin' our way
while we bury you deeper.
Jump Back.
I gotta Contrack.

You can say it's all a phony, but

I'm always best on the Attack.

(piroutte)

Rented rocks on my wife.

I owe a pile fer my jet.

Stacks o' PACs workin'.

You've seen nothing as yet.

Big Lie.

I'm replete with bonifides.

You can bitch that it's Class Warfare.

I call it middle-class-icide

Mandates ' n Fly Zones? Sure,

I been on both sides.

Drown in a bathtub:

one of my best lies.

Eyes Right,

Lemme take you for a ride.

You can call it shrinkin' gummit.

I call it middle-class-icide.

Beagle International Pronounciation Guide

Would you like to see GOSPer policies make more sense? It's a simple matter of using correct pronunciation. GOSPers have no interest in creating "jobs," if by jobs you mean paid employment. Not at all. They are interested in creating a nation of Jobs, folks who are willing to attribute any deprivation or indignity to "God's will." 

Now go back and read or listen to every statement of Boehner, McConnell, Ryan, Cantor, and all of the eight or nine dwarfs on the GOSPer primary circuit. Aha! Now it makes perfect sense.

/ˈdʒoʊb/; Hebrew: אִיוֹב‎ ʾ iyobh

/dʒɑb/ Middle English gobbe "lump, mouthful"

If you don't know this joke and have 30 minutes, call 1-800-BEAGLE

Mebbe you could ride it outta town

GOSPers should keep their options open

The Beagle drives the news

What could dynamite the Denver Post from yammering endlessly about Tim Tebow and run a news story?  The Beagle, dammit.

The Beagle two weeks ago.
The Denver Post this week.

Superfund Hazardous Waste Sites today 
Projected 2015 after full implementation of GOSPer deregulation

The Bible doesn't say anything about "zygotes"

That would be too much like science.

Now that the "personhood" amendment has failed twice in Colorado and once in Mississippi, it's time to focus on the real sin that gets you instantaneously zapped by Yahweh every time.