Living in squalor, forced to work at gunpoint, smuggling fees deducted from their pay. These are the jobs that illegals are taking away from red-blooded Americans.
Woody Guthrie said it best.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Guinness celebrates its 250th year
Modern Drunkard Magazine runs down the top 10 booze mascots, including Big Chief Toucan.
John Gilroy, the Audubon of stout advertising started with a pelican and wrote the rhyme:
John Gilroy, the Audubon of stout advertising started with a pelican and wrote the rhyme:
A wonderful bird is the pelican,
Its bill can hold more than its belly can.
It can hold in its beak
Enough for a week
I simply don’t know how the hell he can.
Dorothy L. Sayers forwent the coarse and offered a promise of Paradise:
If he can say as you can
‘Guinness is good for you’
How grand to be a Toucan!
Just think what Toucan do.
More about Guinness and the Sesqyihetchletarian or whatever 250 is.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Cause and effect
The Beaglemonitors cannot help but notice that readership exploded during the recent two-week hiatus -- running up over 2300, without further gratuitous Elvis postings. Again, focus groups and sit down interviews reveal that NOT ONE PERSON YET HAS REPORTED THAT THEY UNDERSTAND ANY OF IT.The Empress of All Policy states: "I understand all the individual words, but at the end of the day at the end of a sentence, what the hell was that all about?" (rough paraphrase)
A recently retired Sheepshead Bay genius concurs, "Your take on the metaphysical permutations of arcane topics breezes past like an Oklahoma windstorm."
We now consider one New Year's Resolution mission accomplished, having posted outsider arts of a fashion, and having gotten such tremendous reception, will now move the entire collection offsite to the Beagletown Art Gallery.
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
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