News just like you like it

It's just this easy

Inspirational texts

Verbatim theater presents

News roundup (not that kind)

How laws are made nowadays

Tell 'em Pete Hegseth said it was fine for you to listen in

An evolving standard

Our progress so far

For your reeling pleasure

And now you know...the rest of the story

Checking on your human-ness

Now that universities are going to pasture...

Tell 'em....anything

Just straight up facts 'n such

For your edification

Play Baal

This is nothing new

Double triple indemnity

Checking your humanity

Tell 'em some guy in a monkey suit sent ya

You have to read this weekly

The Donald was honored by His visitation

The cheapest books ever made

Deja who?

They useta keep it deep in the basement, but they just pulled it up to the living quarters

Whaddya wanna know?

Tell 'em Mike Waltz scooped you in

News before it happens

Totalitarianism doesn't have to be bad

Bedtime reading

Are you a reboot?

Not much of a conspiracy really

At yer local

Tell 'em psssstpsssst psst send ya