How'd'ja like t' buy a couple-a tickets?

Those were the days

You too can be as smartass Vance

It's like a Marvel movie

Unretouched (mostly)

Comix cavalcade

Tell 'em Bubbe sent ya

 

Real newz

Get real!

Sign up today!

20/20 hindsight

Reading list

Values voters

Tell 'em B-B-Bobby from Brooklyn sent ya

Tic tic tic tic

This one's a toughie cuz there's no all of the above option

Read-a-thon

A landslide (of gullibility)

Must Z TV

God never meant all those Commandments to apply to everybody

Tell 'em nobody sent ya. You came on yer own.

Up to the minute breathtaking baloney

There are no conspiracies -- There are only pushpins, 8x10s & yarn

They're pricey these days but

Unimpeachable sources

How 'bout giving out books instead of candy this Halloween?

Just in time for Christmas

 

Tell 'em Bill Bailey sent ya

Unfake news

We can't go back!

Remember Ttump has terrible diet and exercise habits

Gee! You mean the good old days?

Light reading