Coming to a former Democratic Republic near you!

Any given FOXday

It is what it is

Edumacate yuself

Some will certainly agree

We're gonna need more pushpins

Stock up now!

Coming to a theater, workplace or residence near you!

While Nero fiddles

What to look for

Past is prologue, Part CLXXIII

Let's give 'em a shot

Rounding up

Our gee-gaws will amaze you

Cry Havoc! Woof woof!

What we can all look forward to

Cheap entertainment

DING-dong A.I. calling

Red America is determined to try its best

Warning: drugs, stupidity

You can't beat our gall (unmitigated)

Remind me why they're doing this again

Resistance is futile

One good crime deserves cancelling out some smaller ones, right?

WWJD

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Priorities

We can be heroes

 

There goes rhyming history

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