Don't wait til the last minute!

Don't turn around - something's gaining on you

Now adopted in every Confederate state -- plus some others!

Know your rhetorical fallacies

Don't turn around - Something's gaining on you

What's on the toobs t'nite?

You will NOT believe our prices!! why should you?

 

Bonus content

YEX-try, YEX- yawn -try, zzz

Coming to an autocracy near you!

Humor of the Future

 

Bonus Joke:

Approved for Florida

Around the world in 80 toobs

All our knots are wound tight

All sales fine, finer, final

On CSPAN Right Now!

Revealed during discovery

Alternate takes

What did you think it meant?

More future history

What's in your wallow?

Get 'em while they're hot

Keep your fingers crossed

American History of the Future

You can play at home

New, improved, larger Large Print History

Printed matter sold by the pound (avoir du pois)

Seen any good movies lately?

Everything priced to move

You're gonna want one of these

The Beagle will preva--AEEEEEEiii

Two for the price of one

Bonus alternate punchline

Works like a champ

Senate Judiciary? Really? Our Senate? Really?

Choose your own rabbit hole

All our junk is cheap