Mebbe not news so much but information still

Play at home!

Stocking stuffers or kindling

Who can you trust?

You really gotta wonder

From on high

Only 374 shopping days til Xmas next year!

In other times, such bats chit stuff mighta caused a ruckus

If that's all there is, my friends, then let's keep dancing

It's just math

Down the rabid hole

The Beagle has been pre-cancelled for 14 years

Ants at the picnic, psychologically speaking

Great stocking stuffers -- Cheap!

An important announcement

A real page-Turner

Too toobe

Good for clipping to your bicycle spokes

The only news you'll ever need

The dangling conversation

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