Check your privilege at the door

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Get right with JC or get out!

They ain't no chicken & egg about it

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Today's lesson

All our deliveries are C.O.D. (Couldn't Or Didn't)

To delight & instruct

A new low

How low can you go?

At least this low

Bottom of the barrel

Bottom of the bottom of the barrel

Considering switching to barter

First things first

It's no secret he had plans for all that stuff

Norman Vincent Peale for our times

Humiliation: The New Badge of Honor

We algorithm you to the highest degree

What're the alternatives?

Ducky latchkey tchotchke spree (three times)

Planet B?

The former guy finalizes negotiations with the radical left-wing extremist National Archives & Records Administration

Legitmate political discourse

Whadderyawatchin?

Some elisions necessary because (woke, woke) cancel culture

Message wizards hard at work

Brother, can you spare a (insert regional currency item here)?

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