As long as we're trying to winnow out the unqualified...

Predictable though it may be

He'd tell ya he's trim but...

It all in the aesthetics

It's a binary choice

An alarming new way to start your day

Hot links

While supplies last! (Ha-Ha, you get it right? We'll never run out. We'll make schtuff up if we have to)

God-like? Check! Superhero? Check! Tub o' guts? Alright, a little, who cares?

Errata page

This time the actual Berzerkers will come out (Antifa to the umptieth power)

What crisis?

Staring in your face is the solutions

Click if you will (maybe it's not a shill)

Your favorite President is doing great!

Asterisked apparel all the rage

Actually, she has people for that

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

The Cooch checks in

Everyone's a critic (but not all of them have police power)

Obvious satiric correlations implied

So-called facts are a liberal invention

Judgments based on limited info (part 37)

Antonin really should've been more specific

 

Are we kidding? No, no, no. We are not kidding

Eye of the beholden

Fare & ballast

Slight rewrite

It's been working so well

Going by what words actually mean

Origins, oranges, orangutans...I can never keep 'em straight

Choose or lose, hon

How far we've come

The numbers are in

Big changes ahead