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Sit down and shut up! It's storytime!

Nothing more than feelings

Man, you gotta get a science credit for this, phew!

Don't get excited. It's not that bad.

Break out yer bass boats 'n water skis

BONUS:Official Inaugural Program 
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Official official program (Commemorative)

Read it & weep

It's the Nominations-Match Game with your host Gene Rayburn

 

What a difference a day makes

Nostalgia, schmostalgia

Blend in like a regular, American

Last minute inaugural entertainers

 

 

 

We got your covered

Do we get a science credit for that?

Kellyanne sez: You can't give him the benefit of the doubt?

Trigger warning: Do not press this link if you do not want to see an extreme closeup of an actual maggot.

Some 'a you people just about missed it!

The windup...and here's the pitch...Go, Mitch, ya somnabitch

Those who repeat history have to go to summer school -- Santa Anna

 

Get 'em while they last!

Swing
Alt Swing
Neo Swing

What shocking truths have these appointees kept hidden until now?

Now you know the Truth!

Everything you'll need come January 20

Make America Bland Again

Brushing up on yer Russian history

 

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