Don't get caught flat-footed with your pants down a day late

Carnival cards! Collect them all!

Let's just say mebbe Putin's got the right attitude toward the fourth estate

Media relations in the modern era: Part 2

That is no lie

New sheriff in town

All together now

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How they are celebrating in Putingrad

 

We win again! Like taking candy from a baby

 

You think mind control is easy? Shut up! It is so easy.

 Welcome to the Federation

Originalists, take note!

 

Tomorrow's news Today!

Caution: Some lyrics may not line up precisely

 

Debating the whirlwind

He trained them himself

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News you can bemuse

Keeping it clean

Envirofunnies

et clausum, et disce (shut up and learn)

 

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But seriously...

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Believe only what you read in Brightbrat because everything else is lies

Now who's winning the Cold War, eh?

Off-off-off-off Broadway

Facts, schmacks

Y'know they're only getting started

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It's called "optics" ya dumb bunny