Coming to a military theater near you -- an Alex Jones joint...

"You'll laugh so hard your sides will ache. Your heart will go pitty-pat." -- NYTimes
"Hard to believe in this day & age but some people will buy anything." -- LA Times
"I laughed. I cried. I soiled myself." -- Bonono Times

One size fits all

Just print & clip this "anti-mask" & tape it to yer tv
while yer watching FOX News.
Then you can see how consistent they've been
in their message since 1622.