Pinch me

Throwing oil on the water
When the passions run high
Some bunch of them came to their senses and realized
It was a crazy notion

to say was a crime

I just can't believe

they got it right one time

A stopped clock twice

got it right this time

When something goes wrong
I'm the first to admit it
I'm the first to admit it
And the last one to know
When something goes right
Well it's likely to lose me, mm
It's apt to confuse me
It's such an unusual sight
Oh, I can't, I can't believe the bastards got one right
Something so right

We got a wall between us
lobbing turds either way

Until you agree with me, you're always wrong

Scalia's balls are safely

kept in a Koch jar

They stuck to the law one time

but we'll see how far.

When something goes wrong
I'm the first to admit it
I'm the first to admit it
And the last one to know
When something goes right
Well it's likely to lose me
It's apt to confuse me
Because it's such an unusual sight
Oh, I can't, I can't believe the bastards got one right
Something so right

What do they think of in church?

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Another app you gotta have

Romney the Regular Guy

Exciting new app

Past GOSPer presidents that GOSPers are still proud of

"Original intent"

Coming this fall...

A dawning realization America has lost its mind

Whitey saves the day (con't)

The right tool for the job

Consider early hibernation this fall...

All through this long surreal campaign

the Super PACs are howling, “He's a Kenyan.” (it's his spending)

Vote for us unless you hate You Ess

and wanna be like Europe.

Somebody, shake me,
Wake me, when it's over, when it's over.
Somebody, tell me that I'm dreamin',
And wake me when it's over, when it's over.

We far right of Ms. Ayn Rand.

Milton Friedman across the Land.

Liberals, coasters and Dems 'll sure get broke up

now that Real America done woke up.

Civility run thin. Boy, I remember when

we used to love our neighbors, love our neighbors.

Now it's all out war and you know what it's for:

We gotta crush all Labor.

Somebody, shake me, c'mon
Wake me, somebody, when it's over, when it's over.
And tell me that I'm dreamin',
And wake me when it's over, when it's over.

I'm sure they don't mean no harm

Although one side is fulled armed.

For us to be free means that you gotta be

100 percent like me.

I gnawed my nails to the bitter quick

And I pulled out all my my hair.

A few million Gross Rating Points
Come like a cyclone on the air.

It's clear to me that they have one goal:

Get everyone in the fold.

America, you see, is a great place to be

unless you plan to get old.

I said, shake me,
Wake me, somebody, when it's over, when it's over.
Somebody, tell me that I'm dreaming,
And wake me when it's over, when it's over.
Come on and shake me, wake me, somebody
When it's over.

What would Henri Bergson say?

Hilarious standup routine #1

Hilarious standup routine #2

Hilarious standup routine #3

Wry observational routine #1

Hilarious social commentary #1

Winding up this evening -- Henri himself

Dumb and dumber

Wednesday morning coming down

It will take more than a sock full of nickles to beat back the Kochs

Latest targeted appeal

Romney's new Secy of Domestic Security Wayne LaPierre sez

More Guns = More Safety

Mint knows jobs

Romney on Acid

Just give me the job, cause I sure look good in Burberry suits,

Balmorals or boots, believe me I am (ahem) enough.

Burberry suits forever.

Living on Easy Street's getting hard, just ask the chaps down at the Club.

If we don't put this country back in full corporate control, oh Lordy, Lord

It's gonna be glub glub glub blug.

Come on vote for me, cause I sure look good in black limosines

Folks say I'm clean, even in my magic underwear

Burberry suits forever.

Here is some caviar and brie, now slide a half a mill my way

If you hope to do business with me and the USA

We post what we'll need you to pay.

Let me lift you up, cause I got some new, Flat Platitudes,

focused group attitudes, and Principles For Which I Stand.

Burberry suits forever.

I know you all feel bad you made a terrible gaffe,

To err is human, Mark Twain says

but let's get serious only one of us is really white Right

I think I'm sure you will agree.

Just give me the job, cause I sure look good, got Reagan's hair,

Not much is there, I did once pants a hippie though.

Burberry suits forever.

Burberry suits forever.

Burberry suits forever.