Thursday, February 23, 2012

Beaglossary


Boehner (BAY-ner) v.i. a) to cry at the drop of a hat, b) to cry for political advantage, c) to cry so hard one's foundation runs.

Santoriorium (San-TOR-e-OR-e-um) n. a) a facility for John Birchers, Legislate Morality, and Tea Party types to while away their final days resenting and deliberately misinterpreting contemporary reality.

To Steele oneself: To take on whatever forceful opinion you think will take advantage of the moment.
(see also Romnification)

Ryaneseque, Cantoresque. Expressing one's opinion like a fat chicken just shit on one's lower lip, a little pouty, cute, and hurt, now who would question their motives? Also FlamTuckerry

Limbo (lim-BO) prop. n. A place in the ether where honor, honesty, and decency go to die.

Coulterize (cold-TER-eyes) v.t. To sustain a flawlessly sarcastic tone over the course of the same book written several times over with only a handful of names and incidents rearranged.

A preview of General Election ads

As compared with the Democrat's
     Energy policy
     Foreign policy
     Spending policy
     Education policy
     Creepy socialism

Thursday, February 16, 2012

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Test #1

If you said "yes" without having to look in the back of the book, then you got your "a priori's" in order, get it?

Test #2

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