Thursday, November 29, 2012

Advice for the lovelorn

Dear Carolyn,

What does a "pledge" mean anymore, anything?  What does it mean to devote yourself to a commitment, to promise, to swear?  Does anything mean anything to anyone anymore?

I spend my days practicing break up lines as a commentator and national expert with any station that will have me and my nights driving up and down Foxhall Road throwing empty bottles of Châteauneuf-du-Pape into the yards of people who once said they loved me...


Lonely Tuesday Mornings on K Street

See what sticks

Introducing...the 2013 Irrelephant

Grooming for success

Mitch's pitches bitches: wild, wide & outside

Capping deductions, or tax expenditures as some call them, is a far less painful, more economically sound way of closing deficits.  Yukon Melley sez


The last thing on my list would have been to throw a bomb into the Senate, have it blow up, and have everybody mad as heck.  I'm just perplexed at the judgement on display here. Yukon Melley sez


We don't have a rules problem, we have a behavior problem.  What we need is a majority leader with a view about the Senate consistent with its norms and traditions. Yukon Melley sez


The voters have not endorsed the failures or excesses of the president's first term, they have simply given him more time to finish the job. Yukon Melley sez


To the extent he wants to move to the center, we'll be there to meet him half way. Yukon Melley sez

Little rebranding is all

Johnny's lament

Where are we going with this?
what does it me-ean?
Is there's no there in there
likely less than we pretend to seem?

We got questions til it makes you scream
Stupid, pointless, some obscene.
Waaannnh! What about me?

Sure we got beaten bad
Hunh, what are you trying to say?
This whole, this is a vital thing, umm
I'm gonna flog all day

We've got questions that don't make no sense
sideways, loopedy, cross the fence
out of left field, ridiculous, intense

If you people weren't so squeaky clean
We wouldn't have so far to stretch, eh?
Give us something to work with, please
else we're headed on down Whiggery way

We've got questions from around the bend
questions surely to offend
questions, questions cranky panky you so stanky pooh...

Thursday, November 8, 2012

What it feels like

When all the dark PAC money goes away
And ads go back to air fresheners
I see my President from across the way
And he comes in right on time
Well it seems so strange, but it seems so right
and it feels like national love
Maybe for a minute couldn't we see if we
could not push and do not shove

Chorus:
And it seems like and it feels like
And it seems like yes it feels like
A brand new day, yeah
A brand new day oh

We was punked, treated like chumps
they thought we'd buy any kind of schtuff
I've seen their worst,
thought we might be cursed...ooh
but we landed on our feet

Now we still need the street
need to turn up the heat
tump over all them cups of tea
Let 'em know they are licked
tell them that they can pick
between the American people and Grover Norquist

Chorus

And the sun shines down
(also on the black and brown,
women, working stiffs,
and other folks you've never seen)
People in cities, living on the coasts
Yeah, we're all Americans too

Here we come, here we come
Oh listen to the demographic wrench
Here on out you might have to give it a try
things won't be such a cinch

Chorus


Why wait for results to do the analysis?

On deeper reflection

meanwhile at MSNBC

The One Percenters lick their wounds

On day one after the election....

A new dawn


If you live in Disneyland, where do you go after?

the happiest place on earth (for GOSPers anyway)

Thursday, November 1, 2012

On the 1,395th day of the 2012 election, my true love said to me, really, is this what you want?

If you have pull with any of these people, please use it

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Stretcher                                            I love the auto industry
Whopper                                            I saved the auto industry
What Tha?                                         I invented cars
Sack o' Romney                                Obama is sending car jobs to  China