Holiday cheers --- Part I

Holiday cheers -- Part II

Holiday cheers -- Part III

Holiday cheers -- Part IV

Holiday cheers -- Part V

Reader's Digest Condensed Holiday Songs

Oh Little Town of Bettendorf
I need at least to show
My folks are all lined up to vote
I hope it doesn't snow



Away in New Hampshire
No boots on the ground
Poor little Lord Gingrich
is hawking books at the Crown's



We three saints were all called by God
You may think that it's kind of odd
But should one falter at the media altar
There'll still be a reserve, ohhh....



Hegel, Hegel, Hegel
Your dialectic's so material
Hegel, Hegel, Hegel
Political reality's so ethereal

Be good or else

Whose gag is this anyhow?

Beaglelitigators are already filling up their briefs to stop this plagaristic outrage.

Plus the time saved by not having to think these things through

Black tie and formal dog collar event

Top Ten part 1

Top Ten part 2

What many GOSPer and Independent women voters are saying these days

Let's all just make this real simple for everyone

What this process would look like

Those who forget the past....

Lemme break it down for ya

Future conditional past tense

Possible ad for the fall

Pawlenty syndrome

St. Orum

Everybody has got something to hide

Mil-ton Mil-ton Mil-ton Mil-ton

Milton the Fried--man

Milton the Fried--man

Milton has got it going

Milton has got it showing

The Hand--- Invis'ble Hand--

Everybody's got to fess up and show

'cept for me and my money.

The more we take in net

The more we will strive, yeah

But put a new tax on

How could we survive?

C'mon. C'mon.

Milton & Pinochet

All Right all every day

Milton & Pinochet

Free market anarchy

Milton Friedman Milton Friedman

Everybody left can fight for the scraps

'cept for me and my money.

Your base is outside.

And your outside is base.

From the fiftieth floor,

you're out of our face

Mil-ton. Mil-ton.

Don't let resentment linger,

accept our middle finger.

We know this grab can't last,

that's why we're blasting past

Common de--cency, Common de--cency

Multi-nation'ls have feelings, they do,

'cept for me and my money.

Take back your life

Two hours per debate, endless hours of tiresome hash and rehashing the obvious, pointless belabouring, etc...times the next five debates?  Really?

Now, courtesy of Beaglemedia International Condensed Policy Analysis, you can have that time back to:

-- Find an acceptable copy of Iron Butterfly on eBay.
-- Update your facebook page with hi-res photos of interesting things found cleaning your gutters.
-- Roulette chat with GOSPer candidates who have been kicking themselves for not getting in the race (Palin, Kasich, Walker, Daniels, Ricky Schroeder, Victoria Jackson, etc.)

Note: Some assembly required.

Base

Print - Glue to cardboard - 

Place in front of the creche of your choice or tendencies - Enjoy!

Against all enemies -- foreign and domestic

Against all enemies -- real and imagined

Reality TV for the Reality-Based Community

 

We couldn't make this schtuff up

Four years of this? Really? Part I

Four years of this? Really? Part II