Thursday, September 22, 2011

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Many thanks

for all the accolades pouring in from around the Beaglesphere

An executive in the education/labor field (ret.) observes: The only thing standing between the avalanche of bullshit covering America and sanity is the Beagle


An expert who follows cuisine around the world says приятного аппетита or eat while it's still warm.


An international woman of mystery notes the omission of “earthquakes, hurricanes, marshfires and dirty dishes in the sink” as if the Beagle were prone to engage in pack journalism.

Forget debates


It's a beauty contest anyway, so run it like one 

Talent 
   Michele
   Mitt
   Ron
   Rick
Final Question

Before the Rapture or after the Rapture, it doesn't say, but...

I stood upon the sand and saw a Beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten bullsht horns, and upon them ten corporate sponsors, and out of their heads an endless stream of vile and hysterical hyperbole.

Don't take my word for it.  See original text for yourself.