Even if you have six degrees...

...you can't afford not to get your degree from Beck University.

Just pass this rigorous examination:
Question 1
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Question 5
Bonus Question

Pick up your diploma here

Expanding the field

Widespread dissatisfaction with the current crop of GOSPer presidential candidates has centered on the boring and predictable "alternatives."  GOSPers need something to shake things up.

Forget Chris Christie, get this guy.
Hell with Rick Perry, how about?
Screw Paul Ryan, sign up an American hero.
Hankering for another Bush in the race? check out the one on the far right.
If Haley Barbour won't get in, get another.

Note: Apologies for cultural references not germane to non-AARPers