Guide to Tea Party policy

Sarah Palin will use her common sense to guide decisions when she is elected president.

Apparently the Magic 8 Ball is the most significant tool Tea Partiers will use to run the country....

Sounds good to the fair and balanced media

Make sure you're covered

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Now you can watch political news in safety!

A. Place "cranium lid" firmly on head.
B. Tighten securely with "head-pop/jaw-drop preventer."
C. Attach "eye-pop protector."
D. Put "steam inhibitor" device in ears.

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should

Everything old is new again

Dog whistle politics

Are basset hounds crazy?

A Colorado Springs basset hound recovering after eating 31 nails.

Big deal.

Voter suppression

In Zen, a koan is a phrase or question that cannot be answered rationally -- designed to shock the mind in awareness. In Tea Party politics, statements are made that are so absurd, contradictory, and absent of fact or rational thought that too many Americans are shocked into being unable to vote because the top of your head just blew off.

How Wall Street hid its mortgage mess

Actual juxtaposition on NYTimes site as seen by Stu.

First Amendment -- Tea Party style

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances...unless we say so.

A little help from my friends

What Barbara Jordan might say if she were not busy spinning in her grave

Pervasive arrogance and stupidity reaches new depths.

In case you get hit by a meteor

The Beagle recommends pulling the lever or pushing the button or marking the ballot or punching the card as soon as you can.

Straight Ticket! Anti-Stupidity!

Thomas Jefferson on the modern Tea Party

More on selective reading of history

If you don't have a book in your home, at least get off the Glenn Beck site and check Wikipedia once in a while.

Pocket Constitution -- Tea Party version

Beagle film festival

Donald Duck meets Glenn Beck

A peep at the future

Monkey love

Thanks frequent readers: Lena, Joan, Stuart

Visual aid

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Don't believe your lying eyes

Tighten up

opium for the masses

You're in good hands

I approve this message

GOSPer recipe for a better America

Eye of newt
Foot of toad
Tongue of viper
Liver of weasel
Spleen of ferret
Epiglottis of armadillo

Expanding Diversity -- Tea Party style

Book learning, the bane of popular political movements

Nothing gets through until the sponge is saturated

More reasonable suggestions

Fuel for the fire

Liberals and progressives have no response to intellectual analysis (again)

Cleon Skousen the grandpappy of Tea Partiers

Only Austrians like Hayek and Bastiat can truly understand what it means to be an American

Heroes of the Frederick Hayek-Milton Freidman-Tea Party Revolution

This one? No, too soft.
This one? No, too squishy.
This one!

We're not kidding.