Huzzah

Of the estimated world population of 6,803,800,000, some 7,100 people -- with internet access and an appetite for paronomasia -- have ever glimpsed the Beagle, i.e. Beagletown Bugle readers are literally one in a million (actually, 1 in 952,779, but close enough).

Toyota lawnmower

Tip o' the hat to Joannie.